Fligligquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful raccoon.

Fligligquam created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligligquam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligligquam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fligligquam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fligligquam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fligligquam.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligligquam.