Ripbamjin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish centaur.

Ripbamjin created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ripbamjin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ripbamjin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ripbamjin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ripbamjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ripbamjin three times a day.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Do not bounce at crossroads.