Honmifdid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient fly.

Honmifdid created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Honmifdid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Honmifdid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Honmifdid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Honmifdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Honmifdid loves frogs, so they must be respected.