Manfodlam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable cobra.

Manfodlam created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Manfodlam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Manfodlam, she will turn you into a plant.

Manfodlam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Manfodlam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Run away if three rats approach from the north.

5. Always obey Manfodlam's priests.