Pigmotfag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty horse.

Pigmotfag created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmotfag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pigmotfag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pigmotfag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pigmotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to capybaras while wearing cyan scarves.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.