Cibtargnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful dingo.

Cibtargnad created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtargnad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibtargnad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cibtargnad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cibtargnad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing red ear rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing gray trousers and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.