Cudnigmad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust hamster.

Cudnigmad created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudnigmad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudnigmad, it will turn you into a dog.

Cudnigmad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cudnigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Never mark doors with orange.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.