Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful guinea pig.

Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Vegkadlimcabquambodpanget in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.