Cidhitflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witless snake.

Cidhitflat created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidhitflat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidhitflat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cidhitflat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cidhitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about gulls.