Libvolquagjap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating scorpion.

Libvolquagjap created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Libvolquagjap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Libvolquagjap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Libvolquagjap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Libvolquagjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never bounce near grasshopers.

4. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.