Cebdidgil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent guinea pig.

Cebdidgil created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebdidgil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cebdidgil, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cebdidgil's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cebdidgil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing brown boots and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.