Dundanjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-assured meerkat.

Dundanjin created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundanjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dundanjin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dundanjin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dundanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always obey Dundanjin's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.