Cinhonyok Cetartdinzodkiptoftin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying jackal.

Cinhonyok Cetartdinzodkiptoftin created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhonyok Cetartdinzodkiptoftin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cinhonyok Cetartdinzodkiptoftin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cinhonyok Cetartdinzodkiptoftin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cinhonyok Cetartdinzodkiptoftin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.