Quambumxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent dryad.

Quambumxem created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambumxem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quambumxem, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quambumxem's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Quambumxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Quambumxem.

5. Do not covet oxen.