Sugzakfid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, confident jackal.

Sugzakfid created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugzakfid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugzakfid, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sugzakfid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sugzakfid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Put Sugzakfid first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Sugzakfid.

5. Do not shave your feet.