Lanneltap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent fox.

Lanneltap created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanneltap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lanneltap, she will strike you with lightening.

Lanneltap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lanneltap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to geese while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing violet trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.