Dogbugsin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong fox.

Dogbugsin created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogbugsin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogbugsin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dogbugsin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dogbugsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.