Fumyikjab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless frog.

Fumyikjab created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumyikjab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fumyikjab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fumyikjab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fumyikjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Fumyikjab.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fumyikjab on top of all buildings.