Matten is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome hare.

Matten created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Matten, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Matten, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Matten's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Matten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always obey Matten's priests.