Habpandun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective wyrm.

Habpandun created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Habpandun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habpandun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Habpandun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Habpandun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not take Habpandun's name in vain.