Vinmobdap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented salamander.

Vinmobdap created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vinmobdap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vinmobdap, he will turn you into a rock.

Vinmobdap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vinmobdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray immersed in water.