Renyogsand is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless snail.

Renyogsand created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Renyogsand, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renyogsand, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Renyogsand's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Renyogsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Renyogsand.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.