Rilmadbifstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless raven.

Rilmadbifstrag created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilmadbifstrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilmadbifstrag, it will turn you into a slug.

Rilmadbifstrag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rilmadbifstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Rilmadbifstrag five times a day.

3. Never think about gravity near hamsters while wearing brown dresses and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rilmadbifstrag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.