Dodingmig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous zebra.

Dodingmig created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodingmig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dodingmig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dodingmig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dodingmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.