Cudruthin Tomvadwad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent skunk.

Cudruthin Tomvadwad created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudruthin Tomvadwad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudruthin Tomvadwad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cudruthin Tomvadwad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cudruthin Tomvadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudruthin Tomvadwad.