Tarlighog is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless
slug.
Tarlighog created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tarlighog, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tarlighog, it will turn you into a plant.
Tarlighog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Tarlighog's Holy Commandments1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
2. Retreat if eight snails approach from the east.
3. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing fawn trousers.