Tarlighog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless slug.

Tarlighog created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tarlighog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarlighog, it will turn you into a plant.

Tarlighog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tarlighog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Retreat if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing fawn trousers.