Xengilnart is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish dugong.

Xengilnart created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xengilnart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xengilnart, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xengilnart's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xengilnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six geese approach from the north.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing indigo shorts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.