Sabnilrag is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable
wyrm.
Sabnilrag created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabnilrag, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sabnilrag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Sabnilrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Sabnilrag's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
3. Learn four new languages a year.
4. Do not wear black clothing.
5. Never talk about chromosomes.