Bafsogyar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless rhinoceros.

Bafsogyar created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsogyar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafsogyar, he will cry a lot.

Bafsogyar's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bafsogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Never wear red ear rings on sacred days.