Signellbop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent finch.

Signellbop created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Signellbop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Signellbop, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Signellbop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Signellbop's Holy Commandments

1. Signellbop loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit in the presence of cats.