Futsankom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring hyena.

Futsankom created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futsankom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Futsankom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Futsankom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Futsankom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Futsankom.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.