Dumguppag Kenhudrow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective jellyfish.

Dumguppag Kenhudrow created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Dumguppag Kenhudrow, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumguppag Kenhudrow, it will not care.

Dumguppag Kenhudrow's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dumguppag Kenhudrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.