Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish jackal.

Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf, it will turn you into a worm.

Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Jengedvegrentifdamsittaf on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at moons.