Fudfomcit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced hippopotamus.

Fudfomcit created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfomcit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fudfomcit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fudfomcit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fudfomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs green.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never wear hats.