Legsagwatbosshabkadpod Litqueegflis
is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful
newt
.
Legsagwatbosshabkadpod Litqueegflis
created matter four years ago.
If you believe in
Legsagwatbosshabkadpod Litqueegflis
, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Legsagwatbosshabkadpod Litqueegflis
, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Legsagwatbosshabkadpod Litqueegflis'
most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Legsagwatbosshabkadpod Litqueegflis' Holy Commandments
1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
3. Feed all hungry dogs.
4. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.
5. Never pour water over plants.
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