Spagfudcuddib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable rat.

Spagfudcuddib created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagfudcuddib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagfudcuddib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Spagfudcuddib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Spagfudcuddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Spagfudcuddib's priests.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if three moths approach from the west.

5. Never eat green fruit.