Popditgep is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable ferret.

Popditgep created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popditgep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popditgep, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Popditgep's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Popditgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Popditgep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popditgep.