Dibfabbog Stikjenvog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, clever shrew.

Dibfabbog Stikjenvog created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibfabbog Stikjenvog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibfabbog Stikjenvog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dibfabbog Stikjenvog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dibfabbog Stikjenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from violet tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dibfabbog Stikjenvog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink alcohol.