Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg
is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, cheerful
octopus
.
Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg
created snails three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg
, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg
, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg's
most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg's Holy Commandments
1. Do not hurt sharks.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always help aardvarks.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
5. Never hurt bats.
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