Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful octopus.

Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gebsawsit Tindissgemweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never hurt bats.