Dinhingad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful capybara.

Dinhingad created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhingad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinhingad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dinhingad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dinhingad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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