Wablapomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable weasel.

Wablapomin created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wablapomin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wablapomin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wablapomin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wablapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white stockings.

2. Run away from yellow monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.