Cussdibvan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cussdibvan created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussdibvan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussdibvan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cussdibvan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cussdibvan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing pink corsets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.