Cephotcar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, annoying owl.

Cephotcar created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cephotcar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cephotcar, he will strike you with lightening.

Cephotcar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cephotcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Cephotcar on top of important buildings.