Vancatdub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent bear.

Vancatdub created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vancatdub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vancatdub, it will manifest in front of you.

Vancatdub's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vancatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vancatdub.

5. You must love Vancatdub.