Cidjencunbom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical badger.

Cidjencunbom created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidjencunbom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cidjencunbom, it will turn you into a rat.

Cidjencunbom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cidjencunbom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cidjencunbom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.