Cidjencunbom is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, egotistical
badger.
Cidjencunbom created light seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidjencunbom, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cidjencunbom, it will turn you into a rat.
Cidjencunbom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Cidjencunbom's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cidjencunbom in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always look after injured goats.
5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.