Rawlegfot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate porpoise.

Rawlegfot created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawlegfot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawlegfot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rawlegfot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rawlegfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Rawlegfot.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into purple rooms.