Fidbastdap is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous
dog.
Fidbastdap created Africa six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fidbastdap, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fidbastdap, it will refuse to believe in you.
Fidbastdap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Fidbastdap's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never write about chlorophyll.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Hide if four doves approach from the north.
5. Do not shave your head.