Nurtkarvol Zengiggov Rawdotmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical yak.

Nurtkarvol Zengiggov Rawdotmum created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtkarvol Zengiggov Rawdotmum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtkarvol Zengiggov Rawdotmum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nurtkarvol Zengiggov Rawdotmum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nurtkarvol Zengiggov Rawdotmum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed tomatoes to hamsters while wearing pink scarves.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.