Stipzigdun is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, resourceful
yak.
Stipzigdun created light seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stipzigdun, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Stipzigdun, he will strike you with lightening.
Stipzigdun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Stipzigdun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about manatees.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never paint your face white.
4. Never mention tapirs.
5. Do not eat rice.