Stipzigdun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful yak.

Stipzigdun created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipzigdun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipzigdun, he will strike you with lightening.

Stipzigdun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipzigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Do not eat rice.