Cisslikgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cisslikgov created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Cisslikgov, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cisslikgov, he will laugh at you.

Cisslikgov's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cisslikgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing fawn tights.

5. Do not kill geese.