Yatthenlun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful wren.

Yatthenlun created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthenlun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatthenlun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yatthenlun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yatthenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Learn six new languages a year.