Bodcadtif Bafpombep Flamfidbamfedrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless wolf.

Bodcadtif Bafpombep Flamfidbamfedrag created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodcadtif Bafpombep Flamfidbamfedrag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodcadtif Bafpombep Flamfidbamfedrag, she will turn you into a snail.

Bodcadtif Bafpombep Flamfidbamfedrag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bodcadtif Bafpombep Flamfidbamfedrag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing purple boots and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill snails.