Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive swan.

Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog, she will turn you into a plant.

Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Do not take Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog's name in vain.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Didsugstik Nadjipnegpibrowtabton Narhamlog on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.