Bambusgad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish dingo.

Bambusgad created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambusgad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bambusgad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bambusgad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bambusgad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if six voles approach from the south.

4. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the east.

5. Always help goats.